security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?
my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in
*At the gates of Heaven*
Angel: God said we can’t let you in
Me:
can they like release new vegetables
i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do
Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt
and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this
and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”
that’s that lil bitch from Nanalan
